Dick Chibbles The Clown

hustler's "untrue hollywood stories" playing BAD SANTA

2009-10-13T14:31:00.000-07:00

I recently shot for hustlers "untrue hollywood stories" playing billy bob thorton as bad santa. the scene started out great shooting through the stills and doing what I do. My female talent (you know who you are) was beautiful and fun to work with until we went to video. Now when you have sex with someone it's like a dance, it could be an erotic tango, a fun meranga, or even a sensuous dirty dancing lambada, but this was a first for me. I swear this scene turned into a mosh pit !!! Holy shit she was stage diving for christ's sake. lol... plus being in a santa suit in the location that they had to turn off the a/c due to the boom mic being set up directly in front of the vent, I was dying on this one. The girl was great in working through the scene with me. Heart of gold, just way too intense on camera for me..... Now I'm cool with an aggressive scene however, I was pretty much beaten down. to start off, I got whacked full force in the dick with the flogger. Yeah didn't hurt much at first, however through the scene we noticed that I had a HUGE black and blue mark on the left side of my cock about the size of a golf ball. So yeah it was a real tough shoot to get through. It took quite a while to power through this scene and if all of you fans think that what I do for a living is nothing more than a fantasy job, then you've got a lot to learn about being in front of the camera. ouch !!!! I ended up having to cancel the next three days of work because of this huge bruise !!!!! Don't worry everyone, I"m fine and so my little friend... Just some trauma left over from this one lol..... Dick Chibbles

Shooting with Cherry Ferretti for www.innocenthigh.com

2009-09-25T19:54:00.001-07:00

they just posted the scene this past monday. I had Cherry Ferretti come down from type9 models and shot with her last week. This particular shoot I was very happy with after all the bullshit that we went through prior trying to get this scene shot. We had a girl (she shall remain nameless cause i'm friends with her agent) who showed up after partying ALL night, I can pretty much garrantee that she hadn't taken a shower and came straight from the party to our studio. She kept complaining about being tired we shot the pretty girl pics, then started with the solo. Just as we were about to start the hardcore, she said could she cancel the shoot. Of course, we're not going to shoot a girl that doesn't want to shoot cause the scene would simply turn out like shit. So, I got on the phone with kevin from type9 and told him my delema, we got Cherry Ferretti to shoot down the next day. Dam this girl showed up ON TIME, pretty much camera ready and with a great personality. Her expressions during the scene were priceless and she, kept with the character we had scripted for her. you can check out the trailer at http://www.innocenthigh.com/ it's a great scene. kudos' to you Cherry !!!!!

UPDATE***** We Indeed have 3 legendary ICONS in crackwood

2009-08-24T11:32:00.000-07:00

Well we've done it again, Not only do we have the historical icon Ron Jeremy in Crackwood, along with the comedians comic, Icon Gilbert Gottfried, but now adding to the list of Legends, We just reshot the campfire scene with the spirit guide character (that was not scene in the first run on the movie) the man that invented HEAVY METAL himself... LEMMY !!!!!

He originally was going to be the spirit guide, however he was going on tour when we were shooting the movie, OUT OF THE BLUE, He called us and asked if he could still be part of the project and was available that evening. Talk about pulling shit together at the last minute. It was 11;30 am when we heard this so , we scrambles the troops and made it happen. I'll be posting some behind the scenes stuff on youtube very soon.

for those you who don't know who lemmy is, LEMMY IS GOD !!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYGLrXR_odI&feature=related

my youtube page http://www.youtube.com/user/dickchibbles

Keep it Up!!!!

Dick Chibbles

EMBARKING ON A WEEK FROM HELL

2009-08-24T11:19:00.001-07:00

Well now everyone, today is Monday and like every Monday I like to start out with a nice giant cup of coffee. But this is a special Monday one that usually happens at the end of every month now. You see during the month it goes like this. I nail down a handful of shoots in the beginning, then it dies throughout the middle of the month just enough for me to stress out and get worried about not being able to get the bills paid. Yes I know that was a run on sentence Arron, lol.. Then getting to the end of the month, it comes to the last week which is pure hell. So, here we are, tomorrow(tues) shooting a scene for http://www.cumonherface.com/ , then picking up sophia lynn at the airport, after duping all the tapes and getting all the paperwork taken care of. Wed morning shooting a scene with sophia lynn for http://www.innocenthigh.com/ , then relaxing for an hour before driving out the Phoenix arizona. Thursday shooting for my buddy in Arizona, http://www.creampiesurprise.com/ , and http://www.throated.com/ along with 2 other scenes. then it's back to San Diego friday night. Saturday morning I get to drive up to Los Angeles to shoot with Amber Rayne, one of my dear friends. Then back home to rest up and relax at the blacks beach on sunday... phweeeeeewwwwwww... Oh then another shoot for http://www.cumonherface/. next tuesday. Trying to put together the finishing touches on http://www.chibblestheclown.com/ It's gonna be a blast....

Keep it up!!!!!

Dick Chibbles

shooting with amy for innocenthigh

2009-07-31T15:23:00.000-07:00

Shot with my friend amy yesterday for innocenthigh.com, good times, funny ass scenerio, can you say drivers education??? Yeah she ran me over with the car, then drove over my foot. Of course she made it up to me when we got back to the coaches office.

Working on getting www.chibblestheclown.com launched

2009-07-28T12:33:00.000-07:00

We're almost ready to launch www.chibblestheclown.com , should be up and running in the next month or so. It's going to be a crazy site of the inside world of Chibbles the Clown and all my insane adventures.

CrackWood is a success

2009-07-28T10:29:00.001-07:00

The preview screening of CrackWood was an utter success thursday night. We had to turn people away there was such a great turnout.. The night started off a little slow, well with the day of running around getting the venue together was stressfull enough. Our A/V guy had his equipment set up but unfortuantely he only had an 8' x 8' screen. Shotgun Pete (one of the characters) and I made it back to my place to pick up a 50" flatscreen to put by the bar in the back of the room. I jumped online and found a 10 1/2' x 14' screen to replace that one.
Sitting around an hour before doors I got nervous because there was only a few people sitting around waiting on line for the movie. At 7;15 Holy shit !!!! A swarm of people showed up from nowhere and filed into the room. Pretty much everyone bought some merchandise, the official Crackwood pint glasses were the biggest sellers. Of course we were selling beer too. I stepped up to the podium and we had a few giveaway raffles prior to the screening. The energy level in the room was very positive. The lights went down and the movie started. Straight out of the hole it was laughter after laughter. The credits rolled after the opening intro the crowd went wild with applause. Throughout the film not one person left which is always a great sign for a preview screening. After the movie a stand ovation. Wow, that blew my mind. I was approached by one of the main hotel guys (where we showed the film "hotel solarmar") where he stated to me that Peter Jackson (director of lord of the rings) was showing one of his new films in the hotel as well. He said that Peter was complaining to the hotel about all the rucus down the hall and that nobody could hear his film due to the loud outbursting laughter coming from our room. I asked the hotel guy if we should keep the door closed for the second showing in which he replied, "The hell with that guy, you guys are cool."
Dam talk about having the juice for the night. Good times and Good friends. signing autographs, taking pictures with girls from the audience you just can't beat that.

For those of you that showed up and watched the film, I thank you very much and hope you truly enjoyed the film.

Dick Chibbles
http://www.chibblestheclown.com/

shooting a scene for www.cumonherface.com today

2009-07-24T09:47:00.001-07:00

hey everyone,

Had the preview screening of crackwood last night. I'll write more later about that one. But, getting ready to shoot my friend Amy for a scene for www.cumonherface.com she's a real wild one

Last Nights Crackwood Meeting

2009-07-19T21:29:00.000-07:00

Well with the final week coming up until the screening of my new movie Crackwood on Thursday. We got right to business then afterwards blew off some steam by partying it up till the wee hours.

IF YOU'RE IN THE SAN DIEGO AREA, COME ON OUT !!!!!

Shooting the craziest chibblestheclown.com scene

2009-07-18T14:42:00.001-07:00

Well there is just one thing I can say about shooting with grease paint on your face. It's a pain in the ass to get off. We shot one of the most insane scenes the other day. I don't want to say too much about this one, I'd like to keep it as a surprise for the site, www.chibblestheclown.com which is set to launch within the next month or so. Let's just say that the premise of the scene was a true tribute to the late great Billy Mayes. I designed a sex chaise lounger a while back and thought to include it in one of my crazy antics, There were a lot of girls as well as a few of my clown friends there. So, here's the opening line

"Dick Chibbles here for the Chibbles Chair. Are you tired of fucking on the same bed, couch or chair?", "Well this scientifically designed Chaise lounge is the answer to 100% penetration in every postition"

let's just say that the debotchory and insanity was fucking great on this one.

Quick note to self

2009-07-09T10:49:00.000-07:00

If someone cancels on you the last minute, CHARGE THEM FOR FUCKING UP YOUR SHOOT.

I really can't stand people that try to think their way out of things. Come on really now. I've been at this game for almost a decade and believe me I can smell the BS a long ways away. If you Don't want to shoot a scene then tell me. Oh well.

SPECIAL SCREENING OF "CRACKWOOD" from the makers of Clown Porn

2009-07-06T15:28:00.000-07:00

Those Crazy Clowns are back !!!!!!!
What ever happened to those guys that did Clown Porn?? When released in early 2005, Clown Porn was an instant hit with both mainstream as well as adult media and fans. Since then, it would have appeared that The Clown Porn team had retired off of their lone hit….that is… until now. Reorganized as Shuttlecock Productions, they are again poised to exploit the world once more. From the makers of Clown Porn comes the crazy mixed up antics of “CRACKWOOD (the movie)” – the world’s first ever Clown Spaghetti Western starring Gilbert Gottfried (Ford Fairlane/SNL/Problem Child), Ted Lang (the bartender from The Love Boat), Peter Sherayko (Tombstone) and Ron Jeremy (every adult film ever made), along with adult film stars Dick Chibbles, Hollie Stevens, Daisy Layne and an incredibly outlandish cast of colorful characters. CRACKWOOD is the first and only western EVER filmed without using one horse. And of course several of the players in the story bear the mark of the circus clown…
CRACKWOOD is the warped brainchild of Director Chris Spoto driven by the Shuttlecock Productions think tank. The filming took place in late November 2008 during the Sylmar fires near Aqua Dolce in northern Los Angeles. “We swear we didn’t start it, but we did get shut down because of our use of pyrotechnics…” said assistant director and actor Dick Chibbles. The two-week production tells the tale of the final 48 hours of a dying town in the old west. What becomes immediately apparent to the viewer is that the story of CRACKWOOD and her strange, funny characters is very bizarre. At times bright and colorful with an excellent score befitting a true Spaghetti Western, at times subversive, dark and violent.
The tale unfurls through several strange turns leading up to a freakishly imaginative ending befitting a Western that has clowns playing main characters in it. A documentary film crew was on hand to capture the madness of the production. On set doing a story about the movie and the phenomena of Clown Porn (for some of the behind the scenes footage go to YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/ClownPornDocumentary), they bore witness to the telling of this sexy, surreal, yet strangely compelling story. “We’ve decided to do this as a mainstream movie…” stated director Chris Spoto. “The telling of CRACKWOOD’s tale warrants as large an audience as possible, we can offend more people that way…”

Shuttlecock Productions will be hosting a free ”SPECIAL PREVIEW SCREENING” during the week of ComiCon in San Diego, CA in mid-late July. This great event featuring local craft beer will also serve as a focus group study, and is set to occur THURSDAY JULY 23rd at 8pm in the Hotel Solamar’s Solstice Ballroom at 435 6th Ave. - across from the San Diego Convention Center and near Petco Park in San Diego’s historic downtown Gaslamp district. Expected appearances include Ron Jeremy, Gilbert Gottfried, Hollie Stevens, Dick Chibbles, Daisy Layne and others from the cast. Doors open at 7pm. If you are anywhere even remotely nearby you won’t want to miss out on this special, one-time-only event!

4th of July BBQ in Porn Valley

2009-07-06T12:21:00.001-07:00

(in pic, Daisy Layne, Claudia Valentine, Dick Chibbles)
Well I spent the fourth of July up in the valley hanging with my good friends Jack Vegas & Veronica Raynes house. Big BBQ, great times, good friends and some people that I haven't seen in quite some time. The short list includes, Nikki hunter, Darryl Hannah, Justin snider, brad hardy, Seth dickens and James bartholet. To my surprise I looked over in the pool to see Corey feldman kicking it hangin with some friends. Of course I said hi and asked him what's he's been up to these days. got a pic of us to send to my sister back home. She was a huge Corey fan back during the lost boys days.
As the day went on and the air got hotter more and more ended up in the pool (clothing was obviously optional) piles of boobs everywhere. Plenty of eye candy and just living the fantasy life. My buddy Pat and I polished off a case of beer with a little help from the wife Daisy Layne. I will say one thing to people that go to parties. Please pick up ciggarettes before you get there. Lol.....

CRACKWOOD is DONE

2009-07-06T11:39:00.001-07:00

we went out yesterday and filmed the very last pieces of our new movie

"crackwood" which is set to have a preview screening on thursday july 23rd at 8pm at the solarmar hotel(across from the san diego convention center) during comicon in a two weeks. so if you're in the area by all means come on out and check out the movie, meet the cast and have some fun.

Today is a mellow day

2009-07-02T11:57:00.001-07:00

Today I got woken up by one of my executive producers telling me that he finally set me up so we can shoot the next Cum On Her Face scene. Check em out at www.cumonherface.com. Besides that, just kicking it trying to put together some more work. It's such a nice day out, been thinking about going to the beach and hit some waves.

SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT WHILE YOU'RE ROASTING YOUR WEENIE ON THE 4TH

2009-07-02T11:37:00.001-07:00

Have you ever wondered what happened to the 56 men who signed the Declaration of Independence?Five signers were captured by the British as traitors, and tortured before they died. Twelve had their homes ransacked and burned. Two lost their sons serving in the Revolutionary Army; another had two sons captured. Nine of the 56 fought and died from wounds or hardships of the Revolutionary War. They signed and they pledged their lives, their fortunes, and their sacred honor. What kind of men were they?Twenty-four were lawyers and jurists. Eleven were merchants, nine were farmers and large plantation owners; men of means, well educated. But they signed the Declaration of Independence knowing full well that the penalty would be death if they were captured.Carter Braxton of Virginia, a wealthy planter and trader, saw his ships swept from the seas by the British Navy. He sold his home and properties to pay his debts, and died in rags. Thomas McKeam was so hounded by the British that he was forced to move his family almost constantly. He served in the Congress without pay, andhis family was kept in hiding. His possessions were taken from him, and poverty was his reward. Vandals or soldiers looted the properties of Dillery, Hall, Clymer, Walton, Gwinnett, Heyward, Ruttledge, and Middleton. At the battle of Yorktown, Thomas Nelson, Jr. noted that the British General Cornwallis had taken over the Nelson home for his headquarters. He quietly urged General George Washington to open fire. The home was destroyed, and Nelson died bankrupt. Francis Lewis had his home and properties destroyed. The enemy jailed his wife, and she died within a few months. John Hart was driven from his wife's bedside as she was dying. Their 13 children fled for their lives. His fields and his gristmill were laid to waste. For more than a year he lived in forests and caves, returning home to find his wife dead and his children vanished. A few weeks later, he died from exhaustion and a broken heart. Norris and Livingston suffered similar fates. Such were the stories and sacrifices of the American Revolution. These were not wild-eyed, rabble-rousing ruffians. They were soft-spoken men of means and education. They had security, but they valued liberty more.

posted after finishing CRACKWOOD

2009-07-01T12:19:00.000-07:00

WE JUST FINISHED FILMING OUR CLOWN WESTERN.!!! IT MADE THE NEWS
we just finished filming the spaghetti western, CRACKWOOD and surprisingly it seems that our biggest star was the buffalocheck out the new storyhttp://www.cbs8.com/Global/story.asp?S=9893081

december 1st 2008 shooting with rachel roxxx

2009-07-01T12:09:00.000-07:00

shooting with rachel roxx phoenix
what a great time shooting for easton in phoenix. he's a buddy of mine that shoots for a number of sites on the web. I hooked rachel roxx up with some work and she drove out with me. she's a petite sweetheart for those of you who don't know her on a personal side. what a dynamite personality with an incredible body to match.
we arrived at the house late friday night and kicked it watched a movie. we got somewhat of a late start on tues but things just rolled along after that. shooting for a brand new site http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3LmdhZ2FsaWNpb3VzLmNvbQ== which should be up soon, along with a handjob scene and she does have very talented hands. and http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3LmNyZWFtcGllc3VycHJpc2UuY29t i will admit she was a little nervous about doing the scene cause of the internal pop but who would blame a girl for being nervous knowing that someone is going to cum inside of them. we finished the first day of shooting and hit this mexican resturant "top shelf" which has got to be the best mexican food i've had in a couple of years. we shot out the second day and finished up pretty early. we drove out and i dropped her off at the airport which has got to be more confusing than new yorks JFK. anyway i ended up meeting up with my buddy from my wrestling days Terra X. we had a couple of drinks at a local watering hole and then off to make it back home for thanksgiving.
the drive home was pretty insane. to start off it wasn't bad, however once i got into the mountains a big rig decided to park across the 8. crashing through the concrete barrier and blocking almost the entire road, both sides. then the rain came down. and i mean it fucking came down like the great flood. traffic slowed down to around 30 miles an hour for about 45 minutes which really sucked. after the rain came the fog going through a winding mountain pass. so being that i'm like bill nye the fucking science guy, i pulled out my video camera and set it to the night vision setting. believe it or not between watching the gps(showing me the curves in the road) watching the night vision camera(which cut through all the fog so i can see other cars) and watching out my windshield for objects directly in front of me (well within 30 feet visibility) i went along cruising at around 75mph. it was pretty trippy driving a car through instruments, kind of felt like a pilot lol...
well good times and great scenes working with rachel, i'm sure she wouldn't have enjoyed the drive back (would you know lol....)
rachel roxx is definately a great girl to work with, professional and sweet. she really gives the 120% in her performances.... high five rachel...!!!!

myspace post from JAN 13th assination attempt

2009-07-01T12:07:00.000-07:00

ASSINATION ATTEMPT driving home from AVN'S Current mood: aggravated
Well AVN's were pretty pathetic this year. the floor had a lot of empty booths and there was plenty of elbow room for attendance. needless to say i think avn's should really consider having next year in san diego which would be HUGE. the drive home was the interesting one. We(Daisy & I) decided to take the long way home being it was a really nice night, and drive through the mojave desert. the full moon was beautiful and lit up the salt flats (yeah were the rocks move on their own pretty trippy actually) but we got just outside of 29palms and got gas. just as we pulled back out onto the road got up to around 40 miles an hour when we heard a "pop" then a loud "bang". at first i thought we had a blow out in which i swirved the car a couple times to see if we lost tire pressure. then realized that the noise was something that hit the car. we pulled over about a mile down the road in a motel parking lot, i got out of the car to check it out. to my horror i saw a huge scrape on the side of the car. now being we were the only ones on the road. at first i thought it might have been some kids throwing a rock or something. so i called 911 to my surprise they answered within 1 minute. they sent out a cop to our location in which the officer stated "that looks like a ricochet shot" i asked him "you're telling me somebody shot at us?" he asked where exactly this happened and called it in to his station. he finished up with his investigation and asked us if we were okay then took off down the road to the area, to see if he could catch the person or find some shell casings. or whatever their protocal is. daisy and i were a little shaken up noticing that a half second earlier or if we were going a slight bit slower that one of us would have been shot. the trajectory was at a steep angle where the "shooter" would have been lying down just off the road aiming at us coming towards him. I will say that VW makes a dam strong car the bullet grazed the car and didn't punch through the sheet metal. where it ricocheted off the car was exactly at window height where it would have been a head shot if the person was better in their timing. We ended up tearing ass out of the area crusing around 80-90 miles an hour, we just wanted to get home at that point, we ended up getting pulled over about 20 minutes later, the cops approached the window and said " you know i pulled you over cause you were speeding" We told them we knew and apologized & that we're just a little spooked right now, we just got shot at" i handed him the investigatings cops business card and he then noticed the shot on the side of the car, asked if we were okay, then handed my license and paperwork back and said "oh alright, just keep it a little slower, hope you guys have a good night" and let us on our way. apparently there has been a number of "highway shootings" recently around the country including north carolina, utah, and a few in california as recent as this past christmas day, thankfully we did not become another statistic.I POSTED A COUPLE OF PICS OF THE CAR ON MY PHOTOS PAGE TO SHOW THAT THIS LITTLE CUNT CAN'T SHOOT. NOW TO THE MUTHA FUCKER WHO TRIED TO SHOOT US. I DO HOPE THAT YOU ARE INDEED CAUGHT, I WILL BE ATTENDING YOUR TRIAL AND PRAY THAT YOU GET OFF. SO THAT I CAN TAKE CARE OF YOU MYSELF. IF THERE IS ANYONE THAT HAS ANY INFORMATION THAT CAN LEAD TO THE CAPTURE OF THIS IMPOTENT PRICK PLEASE DROP HIM OFF ON MY DOORSTEP I HAVE A BASEBALL BAT WITH HIS FUCKIN NAME ON IT.Dick Chibbles

chibbles the clown

2009-07-01T11:40:00.000-07:00

how's it going everyone, i just wanted to start this blog off with a short one. Being we're so slam busy working on getting the new Movie "CRACKWOOD" ready for the focus group screening on july 23rd at the solarmar hotel in san diego california at 8pm yeah tha'ts a plug come on down and meet the whole family from clown porn. be on the look out for the new site going up. http://www.chibblestheclown.com/

well just a quick note so i'll be blogging more real soon

Dick Chibbles