myspace post from JAN 13th assination attempt

ASSINATION ATTEMPT driving home from AVN'S Current mood: aggravated
Well AVN's were pretty pathetic this year. the floor had a lot of empty booths and there was plenty of elbow room for attendance. needless to say i think avn's should really consider having next year in san diego which would be HUGE. the drive home was the interesting one. We(Daisy & I) decided to take the long way home being it was a really nice night, and drive through the mojave desert. the full moon was beautiful and lit up the salt flats (yeah were the rocks move on their own pretty trippy actually) but we got just outside of 29palms and got gas. just as we pulled back out onto the road got up to around 40 miles an hour when we heard a "pop" then a loud "bang". at first i thought we had a blow out in which i swirved the car a couple times to see if we lost tire pressure. then realized that the noise was something that hit the car. we pulled over about a mile down the road in a motel parking lot, i got out of the car to check it out. to my horror i saw a huge scrape on the side of the car. now being we were the only ones on the road. at first i thought it might have been some kids throwing a rock or something. so i called 911 to my surprise they answered within 1 minute. they sent out a cop to our location in which the officer stated "that looks like a ricochet shot" i asked him "you're telling me somebody shot at us?" he asked where exactly this happened and called it in to his station. he finished up with his investigation and asked us if we were okay then took off down the road to the area, to see if he could catch the person or find some shell casings. or whatever their protocal is. daisy and i were a little shaken up noticing that a half second earlier or if we were going a slight bit slower that one of us would have been shot. the trajectory was at a steep angle where the "shooter" would have been lying down just off the road aiming at us coming towards him. I will say that VW makes a dam strong car the bullet grazed the car and didn't punch through the sheet metal. where it ricocheted off the car was exactly at window height where it would have been a head shot if the person was better in their timing. We ended up tearing ass out of the area crusing around 80-90 miles an hour, we just wanted to get home at that point, we ended up getting pulled over about 20 minutes later, the cops approached the window and said " you know i pulled you over cause you were speeding" We told them we knew and apologized & that we're just a little spooked right now, we just got shot at" i handed him the investigatings cops business card and he then noticed the shot on the side of the car, asked if we were okay, then handed my license and paperwork back and said "oh alright, just keep it a little slower, hope you guys have a good night" and let us on our way. apparently there has been a number of "highway shootings" recently around the country including north carolina, utah, and a few in california as recent as this past christmas day, thankfully we did not become another statistic.I POSTED A COUPLE OF PICS OF THE CAR ON MY PHOTOS PAGE TO SHOW THAT THIS LITTLE CUNT CAN'T SHOOT. NOW TO THE MUTHA FUCKER WHO TRIED TO SHOOT US. I DO HOPE THAT YOU ARE INDEED CAUGHT, I WILL BE ATTENDING YOUR TRIAL AND PRAY THAT YOU GET OFF. SO THAT I CAN TAKE CARE OF YOU MYSELF. IF THERE IS ANYONE THAT HAS ANY INFORMATION THAT CAN LEAD TO THE CAPTURE OF THIS IMPOTENT PRICK PLEASE DROP HIM OFF ON MY DOORSTEP I HAVE A BASEBALL BAT WITH HIS FUCKIN NAME ON IT.Dick Chibbles